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Updated : June 18, 2025

Dear business builder,

We get it.

Growing a business is hard. Really f*cking hard.

You’re probably worried about where your next customer will come from.

Stressed and sleeping like a teething two-year-old.

As your hair goes fifty shades of grey from all the uncertainty.

And to top it all off.

You’re being pulled in a bazillion different directions.

Ohmygawd!

Should I blog? Start a podcast? Build a personal brand?

Document my whole flippin’ life on Instagram?

What about chatbots?

Errrrrbody’s talkin’ bout chatbots.

Should I run some ads?

Drop $3k on a logo?

Post on Linkedin five times per day?

*somebody please pull out my eyelashes*

Look, most entrepreneurs have a bad case of ‘shiny object syndrome…

Mixed with a scoop of ADD… and a sprinkle of “I can do everything”.

And they end up doing a little bit of this… a little bit of that.

Soon, they’re screaming at their Macbook with all the things they “have to” do.

We call this shit show a rats nest.

Also known as hell.

It’s hot and muggy there.

And we’d rather rub scorpion chillies in our eyes than operate a business that way.

But this isn’t about us… It’s about you.

You’re reading this right now because, in some way shape or form, your business isn’t where you want it to be.

Or maybe you’re flying… and you simply want more.

More security.

More money.

More freedom.

More memories.

More time with your family.

More business-class flights with your spouse to places that result in more sand between your toes.

Whatever it is for you…

It all starts by “choosing your own adventure” below…

*cue angels singing*

Our Offering

Hire us to do it for you

AGENCY

Managed and ‘done-for-you’ digital marketing services for mid-to-large companies looking to accelerate ‘hyper-growth’. And yes, we guarantee results and smell fantastic *wink*.

Grow 10X Faster, Better, Smarter.

Skip the guesswork, trial-and-error and never-ending shit show of trying to figure everything out yourself – for the very first time. And instead, grow your business with proven client-getting-funnels, frameworks and scientific customer acquisition (not hopes and prayers).

Revenue Generated

$7.8B

We let our numbers do the talking. $7.8 Billion in reported client revenue and counting.

Size Of Our Platform

700K

200,000 customers and counting make up our diverse and ever growing platform.

Our Reach

136

Serving customers in over 136 different countries.

Battle Tested

1,067

Our strategies have been battle tested in over 1067 different industries and niches.

STORIES LIKE THESE
ARE WHY WE EXIST

They say proof is in the pudding. And we have Like... a lot of pudding

PROOF

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In just 90 days, we generated 15,000+ leads with a $79K ad spend for a national service provider—resulting in over $1M in sales!

This national service provider was already running ads but wasn’t seeing the explosive growth they wanted. Within just 90 days of partnering with us, we fine-tuned their strategy, optimized targeting, and generated 15,000+ leads at scale—all from a $79K ad spend. The result? Over $1M in sales and a serious boost in revenue! And this was just the beginning.

In just 14 days, we brought in 1,500 leads at just $1.51 each—turning that into over $100K in sales for a local service provider. Now that’s a solid return!

This client was already running ads and seeing okay results, but we knew they could be doing way better. In just 14 days, we dialed in their strategy, optimized targeting, and brought in 1,500 leads at just $1.51 each—turning that into over $100K in sales. And the crazy part? We were just getting started, not even halfway through the month yet! 

6,500 High-Quality Leads for an Online Coach—at Just $6.72 Each!

Scaling an online coaching business isn’t easy, especially when lead costs start creeping up. We stepped in, refined the strategy, and in a short time, generated 6,500 targeted leads at just $6.72 per lead—setting this coach up for massive growth, more bookings, and a steady stream of high-value clients!

Generated Millions For Our Clients Across Multiple Industries

$2,500 Turned into $40,000
$24,000 Turned into $94,000
$58K turned into $671,000
$30K Turned into $117,000!
3.6K into $32K 9X ROAS for Ecom Travel Client
From $700K/pm to over 1M+/pm
From $300k/pm to $700k/pm by the end of Jan 2024

The Most Ruthlessly Effective Platform For Rapidly Scaling Businesses On Planet Earth

There are a lot of so-called “agencies” and “gurus” roaming around the wild wild west that is the web, today.  Most of these people are all bark, no bite. All waffle, no syrup. ‘Cause marketers lie, but numbers don’t. And we’ve generated $7.8 billion (with a B) for our clients, in 1067 different industries and niches.

No more ‘hoping-and-praying’

The Power Is In The Platform

Most entrepreneurs try growing their business through trial and error, by ‘hoping-and-praying’…. by stumbling and trying to figure it all out by themselves. We call this “guesswork”. It’s unreliable, extremely-stressful and often results in failure (or a psychiatrist).

We’ve spent over $100 million dollars on traffic perfecting what works… this isn’t our first rodeo. And our hope is to shrink the amount of time it takes, for you to go from first-time solo business operator… To fire-breathing, market-terrorising entrepreneur…

4.5 stars out of 383 reviews

YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS, WE'VE GOT ANSWERS.

What does a Digital Marketing Agency actually do?

A good digital marketing agency will get to know your business inside out. They will assess the traffic that your website is getting and establish the best online marketing platforms to invest in. Part of a digital marketing agency’s strategy should involve continual evaluation to ensure a client is maintaining the perfect balance between their marketing spend and the results they’re getting.

We do all of that but, unlike other agencies, the King Kong team isn’t just focused on maintaining that perfect balance. Our goal is to crush your competitors, turn website visitors into buyers and bring you the biggest ROl possible using the most effective marketing strategies available.

Because we put our money where our mouth is and we make BIG guarantees that other marketing agencies don’t. Go check out our individual service pages for more information on what guarantees we offer.

Are you serious about scaling your operations and dominating your market space? We can work with you.

Do you want to plug into a team of marketers, digital strategists, designers, and developers who will help you to smash your growth goals and make the kind of ROl that will leave you shouting from the rooftops? We can work with you.

Do you understand the value of spending $1 to make $5? We can work with you.

It doesn’t matter if you’re a big or small company. Our clients range from small, local businesses with 5 or less employees to large multinational companies with a workforce of hundreds of people operating from all corners of the globe.

Why are burritos delicious? Why is water wet? No, but seriously. Instead of using this little section of content to spam you with humblebrags, let us just say this… Marketers lie, numbers don’t.

So instead of trying to convince you, we’re the best digital marketing agency around…here are the stats:

You see, most digital marketing agencies talk a good game, but when is all said and done, they don’t use the very same internet marketing services they prescribe to their clients (digital marketing, SEO, Facebook ads and sales funnel etc) to grow their own business.

Which is HUGE telltale sign to run for the hills!

Anyhoo. If you’re looking for a digital marketing company that’s worth its weight…You should go check out our reviews here and see all the nice things our clients have said about the work we do.

We offer guarantees for all of our traffic sources. Whether it’s Google Ads, Facebook marketing, or SEO, we put our money where our mouth is; if we don’t hit our agreed-upon targets, we don’t get paid.

This is like asking “how long is a piece of string” as there is no right answer. The answer depends on YOUR BUSINESS. We treat every business differently because no two businesses – even if they operate in the same industry – are the same. Let’s apply that logic to your business and that of your biggest competitor. Yes, you’re targeting the same audience and you offer a similar product or service but that’s it. Their website is developed differently to yours. It could be older/younger than your site. They might have more/less backlinks and they might have better/worse conversion rates compared to your site. A strategy that involves an intensive link building and content marketing campaign might be all you need whilst your competitor might make more gains investing in Google Ads. The list of differences go on and on.

The key takeaway here is we know that one size DOES NOT fit all, which is why we curate custom strategies for each of our clients to fit their exact needs. Our goal is to skyrocket their online presence into the stratosphere and we’ll do whatever it takes to achieve that goal.

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